"Bonus for every lost game, salary increase if the team loses for a wide result and rescission of contract in case of winning a title"
Jose Mourinho is currently without a team. These days he has been around for Brazil and this was used by a club to present him an offer. Not a club just like the others. They are Íbis Sport Club, "the worst club in the world" according to themselves and the Guinness Book of Records: they were nearly four years without winning a single game (from July 1980 to June 1984).
Íbis Sport Club has published humorous contract that includes clauses that reward the coach if he loses a match. "We will not guarantee his continuity if the team has a sequence of two wins in a row (maximum)."
In addition, the Brazilian club offers bonuses for each game lost, salary increase if the team loses for a wide result and immediate termination of the contract in case of winning a title. It's normal that the start date of the contract is December 28, the Holy Innocents' Day.